Saturday, January 27, 2007
How to dig a grave
How to bury something. (Make sure you do it at night)
Step 0:
Find a body, preferably one that's not decomposing yet. Grab a helper. You'll need all the help and if you can't find the body, you can improvise one.
Step 1:
Find soft ground, soft enough to dig up the dirt without heavy machinery. You don;t want to spend the whole night just digging, do you?
Step 2:
Put the body in. After double checking that it's not moving anymore.
Step 3:
Cover the hole up, make sure you compact the dirt real good. Don't want any zombies to be rising from the grave the next full moon.
Step 4:
Paste a sign which says "There's nothing buried underneath here"
---Oh yes, before you leave, please remember to utter a silent "Rest in Peace".
The End.
Gavin
pondered @ 16:33
